MAKEAPENNYADOLLAR
The time for the dollar coin has come. We need them for vending machines and parking meters. We need them because it costs millions of dollars every year to print dollar bills. The US government knows this that’s why they keep trying to come up with a dollar coin. First it was the Susan B. Anthony, but she looked too much like George Washington and the coin looked too much like a quarter. Besides the quarter is too big a size. Carrying a dozen coins that size around in your hip pocket could negatively affect your child bearing potential. So they hired some high priced consultants and came up with the Sacajawegea which looked a bit too much like a quarter and was too big and was generally rejected by the public.

At the same time, the penny has become a burden. The value of a penny has decreased to the point that it‘s best use is as a shim. An eight year old kid won’t bend over to pick one up off the street. The counter of every convenience store in America is littered with an extra penny cup. It probably cost three cents to make a two cent transaction.

I say we get rid of the penny. Let’s round everything to the nearest nickel. Then we take all those pennies and make them the new dollar coin. Everybody that has a penny now has a dollar. If you’ve got a hundred pennies now you’ve got a hundred dollars. What a kick in the pants for the economy. This alone will probably bring us out of this recession. (I assume that as you read this there is either a recession in progress or just around the corner.) Its not just pretend money either, the savings in minting costs would be in the billions, accepted circulation would be guaranteed and for once the rewards would be split equitably throughout the population. It would be a win win win situation. Everybody with a penny wins. You win.

1) Tell your congressman to make a penny a dollar and send this letter on to someone else.

2) Recognizing as you do that this plan is good for America, good for your children and good for you, send your generous contribution to:

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3) Start hoarding your pennies.